For January 2012: Suggested by Christine & Peter -

I remember taking a class in college and the instructor gave us assignments based on the beginning of a phrase:

It was a dark and stormy night........
When I opened the package.......
The air was thick and heavy..........

Peter suggested the following:

A fictional poem or story based on New Year's Resolutions?

The following are a couple of beginnings based on Peter's suggestion:

The caption on the package of Export A cigarettes
The cheesecake looked delicious